The Gubb: Alpha Male Refuses To Shit Sitting Down.

Craig Sumner 33 of Maidstone Kent, won't use the toilet as intended.

The self-styled alpha male believes sitting down to take a number is the preserve of the weak stating, “It’s fine for women and children but I won’t be respected if I don’t shit where I stand.” Craig feels to sit on the toilet would be a “very beta move”—a reference to “feeble femme boys” who, he claims, enjoy being dominated by alphas like him. 

Unrest …