Swearing: it’s not big and it’s not clever—FUCKING YAWN.

Quick question: who's swearing to look big and clever? No actual adults, surely.

Welcome to this month’s episode of I’m A Vocal Puritanical Twat Who’s Appalled By Swearing.

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From my tone, you’d be correct in thinking this is not my first rodeo writing about dirty words and it’s unlikely to be …