Short Stories for Adults: Sex, Lies and Tit Tape (Part 3)
I probably would call James, I had a thing for awkward sexual encounters.
Except they’re not really awkward, are they? It’s just real-life sex. The reality is we sometimes trip over our knickers when we’re about to get laid—knickers that don’t match our bra. Knickers that are huge and take a crowbar to fit into. Knickers that tame arse wobble and hide thigh cellulite. Unsticky tit tape (due to tit sweat) that comes unstuck, and allows your wayward left boob to reveal itself before you meant it to. Then there’s trying to be seductive and drunk. Yeah, undressing for sex and the act itself can be awkward. But that’s sex and that’s life.
OMG, you are seriously missing out. For the cost of a monthly box of chocs, you could read this—and ALL of my writing. And yes, I am absolutely worth £5 a month, baby.
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