Insufferable jazz wankers.

High on my imaginary hit list are jazz musicians. I have to say 'imaginary' otherwise Substack will take me literally and restrict my account.

I’ll caveat this by saying #NotAllJazzMusicians. I’ve met some thoroughly lovely people within the jazz fraternity so there’s no need to come for me.

Interestingly, most of the wanky ones I’ve met were lurking within the amateur circuit. If you’ve ever been part of that weird, and occasionally wonderful world, you’ll know what I mean. The same goes for …