Erotic fucktion: why is it so shit?

Sexy stories are super popular. Sex sells, this we know but why is so much erotic fiction cringe-inducing?

Be prepared for filth.

What am I saying, EVERYTHING you read on SBlog is filth. And when one writes about erotic fiction, you bet your lacy knickers one is going to go out of one’s way to sound filthy, because, lemme tell ya, this post cries out in ecstasy for it.

Saucy novels are usually terrible.

I have yet to find a mucky book that was well written, and…