Britain, we have a drinking problem.

As I finished writing this, the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development published a study that found UK women are the worst (best?) binge drinkers in the world.

Binge drinking is defined as having at least six drinks in one session. “26 per cent of women asked were doing this at least once a month. British men were even higher at 45 per cent.”

Drinking is part of our cultural heritage. Just like imperialism, BBC paedophile rings and bad teeth, fermented beverages are deep-rooted in British society.

If you’re not…