Are my best snogging days behind me?

I rarely drop off to sleep quickly, despite being fucking exhausted, so this is one of those 'things that keep me up at night' thoughts.

And if anything is to keep me up at night, thoughts are the last thing I want, yeah. Ah, pervy jokes.

If you’re in your forties (and beyond—welcome), you might be pondering the same thing.

Maybe I’m just a miserable bastard (erm, yes) but it seems to me that if you’ve been in a relationship for longer than ten years, snogging is the first thing to go. Th…